genius waitress, rebel agent

i'm your huckleberry

we don't see things as they are, we see them as we are...

bean-counting misanthrope (capricorn)

and tom hiddleston

33 USA

please let there be smut

http://thingsididntknowwereerotic.tumblr.com/post/83262420855/torrilla-jim-beaver-crimson-peak-wednesday

torrilla:

Jim Beaver - CRIMSON PEAK, Wednesday, April 16, Day Ten | Facebook

i am completely charmed and awwwww’ed by the fact that Tom read his book.  i mean, it’s about being a single parent a little bit, among other life anecdotes.  WHY ARE YOU SO POLITE AND THOUGHTFUL??? now i want to read the damn thing.  

jackburtonsays:

This is what you might get when you hit shuffle on my iTunes: “I’m Still Standing” - Elton John. I’m dedicating this one to ohhowlucky; I hope you feel better doll…

uh, petition to make the Elton John biopic starring Martin Freeman before it’s too late.

insatiablebookslut:

beachgrl76:

matchgirl42:

peendivision:

beachgrl76:

celtickaye:

sherekahnsgirl:

tomslegsarekillingmeslowly:

ohmrhiddleston:

I can imagine it now.  Go wai I need sum alone tiiime!!!

rustybeth
… Food for thought?

HOLY CRAP!!!!



Hmmmm….


Comments ???

I’ll say it again: Poor Luke probably had an aneurysm.

Welp, Tom certainly keeps his job interesting.  This just confirms what we’ve believed right…that he goes commando mostly, with the exception of jeans perhaps? 
And damn those lucky people who got an eyeful of the Conda. 


This just made my day!

CDAN is usually pretty spot on with the blind items.  kudos, CDAN.  welcome to the club.

insatiablebookslut:

beachgrl76:

matchgirl42:

peendivision:

beachgrl76:

celtickaye:

sherekahnsgirl:

tomslegsarekillingmeslowly:

ohmrhiddleston:

I can imagine it now.
Go wai I need sum alone tiiime!!!

rustybeth
… Food for thought?

HOLY CRAP!!!!

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Hmmmm….

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Comments ???

I’ll say it again: Poor Luke probably had an aneurysm.

Welp, Tom certainly keeps his job interesting.  This just confirms what we’ve believed right…that he goes commando mostly, with the exception of jeans perhaps? 

And damn those lucky people who got an eyeful of the Conda. 

This just made my day!

CDAN is usually pretty spot on with the blind items.  kudos, CDAN.  welcome to the club.

dearmrhiddleston:

Naughty.

oh, well.  you caught me.  time for the spankings.  and after the spankings….

dearmrhiddleston:

Naughty.

oh, well.  you caught me.  time for the spankings.  and after the spankings….

flappyhappyhiddles:

CONGRATS! 

to the newest Wiener’s Circle member, duskyhuedladysatan for guessing the Crotch of the Day! 3 point win!!

Leave your acceptance speech in my ask box or submit it!

eeeeeeee heee heeee!!!! thank you Clark Gregg for accompanying.  i am honored to join such refined company in the Weiner’s Circle!!


David Bowie, 1973

no, seriously, he can DO IT.  JUST LET HIM, UNIVERSE.

David Bowie, 1973

no, seriously, he can DO IT.  JUST LET HIM, UNIVERSE.

(Source: vintagegal, via lokiwtf)

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

torrilla:

Jim Beaver: First day working with Tom Hiddleston. He is my ideal as an actor: brilliant, reliable, human, decent, open, and friendly. He charmed my daughter as he has charmed me. I think my kid charmed him, too. This is a fellow I could joyfully spend the rest of my career working with. He’s that good and that generous.

This isn’t really all that surprising. I mean…
every beaver gets hiddlestoned…

truth

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

torrilla:

Jim Beaver: First day working with Tom Hiddleston. He is my ideal as an actor: brilliant, reliable, human, decent, open, and friendly. He charmed my daughter as he has charmed me. I think my kid charmed him, too. This is a fellow I could joyfully spend the rest of my career working with. He’s that good and that generous.

This isn’t really all that surprising. I mean…

every beaver gets hiddlestoned…

truth

to quote a turn of phrase, GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATIN!!!  (also watch chain.  and gloves.)

to quote a turn of phrase, GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATIN!!!  (also watch chain.  and gloves.)

(via hiddlestondowney)

alivechihiro:

things about capitalism people take for granted:

if you don’t prove your worth (and not to society at large, but specifically to the people who already have the money), you’ll literally fucking die. this is considered totally normal and not at all evidence that the system is evil

(via lokipussy)

frictionandfluff:

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

OMG. Same thing when you scratch your leg after removing socks.

or under the boobs after removing your bra

(Source: frnkoreo)

Is he cute…or does he just have a beard?

These are questions we need to start asking ourselves (via jeniphyer)

yeah, no, we’ve totally reached Peak Beard.  enough already, the oceans are dying.

(via lillylallylooly)