GENIUS WAITRESS, REBEL AGENT

holy shitballs 🥳

aurora-nerin:

lethal-desires:

Okay, but, what if Loki teleported with the tesseract to the MiB universe and there he finds Thor and Valkyrie working as MiB agents and they have no memory of who they truly are. And he is like ‘I can’t believe I have to deal with this shit again.’

OMG THIS IS SOOOOO DAMN PERFECT I LOVE

Loki’s face omg. ‘’CAN I LIVE FOR 10 FUCKIN MINUTES WITHOUT THIS OAF’’

(via stmonkeys)

herzenswunsch:

me and my two mutuals that don’t care about taylor swift for the next three weeks

lol omg truth

(via my-user-name-is-taken-mom)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

magickspills:

drowningsun:

altadude:

tediousfeline:

carryonmy-assbutt:

iguanamouth:

prokopetz:

lightninjohn:

prokopetz:

equalistmako:

damianmcgintleman:

equalistmako:

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I apologize to all my followers for this

this is brilliant ya’ll don’t know what you’re talking bout

I LOVE THIS

it’s baaaaaaaaaack

(via coralhibiscus)

duskyhuedladysatan:

girlwholovesturtles:

gaymermell:

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

This is uncomfortably accurate

i feel so called out rn

YALL I GET SO MANY DAMN NOTIFICATIONS FOR THIS POST WTF?????